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one thing about me is im gonna get a coffee and a pastry

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

i want you carnally

guess i should have seen that one coming

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

fuck i forgot to share that one photo of two dudes making out on the floor at a punk concert in yugoslavia with one of the top comments being: this isn't homosexuality, they're just drunk and the mood struck them

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast

Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life

They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy