they could never make me hate you, craig manning.

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

Just thinking about Taylor saying in Miss Americana how she had no one to celebrate her accomplishments with or to climb the mountain with and now here she is kissing her fiancé before accepting an award

cannot believe the bar was ever so low that now i’ve got moots making text posts like “wow it’s so incredible that her partner openly likes her in public” like taylor swift you have always deserved someone who hypes you up the way mr killa does!!!!!

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street