flowering hyena

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

Nothing beats a cancelled meeting erection

Rescheduled meeting to a further time precum is a close second tho

its been 12 years

13 years

14 years

15 years

16 years

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

18. it’s now legally allowed to vote, drive and buy hard liquors in a lot of countries

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

I had a dream that I had to make a House of Leaves themed nacho platter

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

Had a dream they renamed one of the exit doors of the local bass pro aquarium to the pjackk exit

still a banger

"Dragongirls are too naturally advantaged at beetle flipping because of their tails, they shouldn't compete!" okay well not every dragongirl has a huge heavy tail she can use as a pivot, but even if we all did it wouldn't matter because beetle flipping isn't sanctioned sport with leagues it's something we do for fun and at festivals. if you spent any time in the community you'd know this but you're clearly trying to transplant in human world discourse

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes