found this fucking frog

I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes

"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.

I will never write anything this great in my life.

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

there should be a muppet fighting game theyve got a big roster of characters to pull from. fraggle rock and dark crystal fighters expansion this shit writes itself

A screenshot of an article

you know what? fuck you *replaces all the boards in your ship with different boards until you aren't sure whether it's the same ship anymore*

You know what? Fuck you back *builds exact replica of the ship with the discarded original boards*

Is that even sittable???

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

cool bell dude. who does it toll for

oh man this is awkward

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

???????????????

a hero

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