Absolute Ascention!

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

many people ask 'how do i know my art is good enough to start a comic'. this is a very common mistake. you do not make a comic to make good art you make comics because its fun and looked yummy

me when i improve the skill by (checks notes) not doing it so no one sees me doing it badly

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

God it really is just like, overwhelming to the point of tantrum inducing trying to wade through all the callous, decentralized cruelty inherent to the medical system. Want to go to the doctor's office and roll around on the floor banging my fists on things while crying and shrieking "YOU'RE A DOCTOR YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF PATIENTS I'M A PATIENT I NEED MEDICINE GIVE ME MY MEDICINE" until they fill my prescription.