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i think an electrolyte just bit me

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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

[Image Description: An airport lobby. Amidst the crowd of people, a skeleton holds a large suitcase. It's covered in blood. End ID]

Listen everyone just cause your in a scientific field doesn’t make you smart enough to not make mistakes in the field

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Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball