Inside Spring

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do

[Image Description: An airport lobby. Amidst the crowd of people, a skeleton holds a large suitcase. It's covered in blood. End ID]

Listen everyone just cause your in a scientific field doesn’t make you smart enough to not make mistakes in the field

Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

that fish was only 21? they should have been at the glub! recwntly i have dreamed at night of sprouting insectile mandibles from my face and using them to tear people apart

Absolutely fucking dying over the name of this painting. We've had cats figured out since day fucking one