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you can only reblog this today
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I’m sorry
cats: horrifying and unpredictable. claws. hates you and people find that charming? my human family already dislikes me why would I want a pet that does too.
dogs: 100 pound freight train love missile whose obsessed with you and may eat an intruder as a little treat.
I will stick to my 2 love missiles who scream at me when I don’t give them enough attention thank you I know where their loyalties lie. I know they like me.
Also their claws aren’t scary.
I think if you asked me “man or bear” about sleeping in a room with a cat I’d have to think about it.
Just to piss off the cat people more,
I think this whole “cats are big on consent” thing is weird as fuck and applying human morals to animals, the same way it’s weird to call carnivorous predators “evil”. You are pushing human morality onto animals once again and that’s still weird.
All animals have personal boundaries. And yet nothing else behaves like cats do.
Sheep are often compared to cats for their aloofness and skittishness but fuck man I’ll take a headbut to claws any day. And i have hedbutted far less times than I’ve been clawed at and hissed at.
Cat owners truly think they’re an oppressed class god damn you’re insufferable
... oppressed class? What are you talking about? Nobody has said anything remotely like that?
Everyone is just fairly directly and sensibly correcting you. I'm sorry but you're just factually wrong on so many points. If anyone is insufferable I'd say it's probably the person opening posts with "Just to piss off the cat people more,"
"I want a pet that is 100% guaranteed to Like me even If I'm a bit inconsiderate about its needs but Not malevolently abusive, and 90% likely to express its affection in the exact way that I Like, which is loud and overdemonstrative and clumsy" is a decent, albeit selfish and short-sighted, reason to get a Dog rather than a Cat. "Cats behave unpredictably and the mechanics of how their claws Work are scary and they don't even Like people" is objectively untrue all around, and therefore Not a good reason for anything.
i call this phenomenon "god hates me"

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Ladies, ladies one at a time 😔
What is your stance on the issues?
Darling, we have our own stuff to deal with. Call again when the Blight has been cast out of our garden.
You can go back to your revels or whatever. This post is about the Mothra fairies.
Reblog if you could ask mothra for help
not a dream
just saw on Twitter that someone got a sword for Christmas and to say that I'm jealous of how cool they look would be an understatement
went to find the Tweet again to link it so I searched up "sword", found out it's multiple people I'm jealous of
Oh I know he eats [redacted] so good
To all my writer friends who are on the struggle bus/suffering from writer's block/just dealing with life stuff right now!

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going
@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.
@sseanettles
#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)
Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD
I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.
What’s loved, lives.
Back at you Peter
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rewatching the series means getting to make new memes for old episodes

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i hope all the gravity falls artists who draw the pines family with curly hair know that i love them. swearing fealty like a medieval knight rn.
ppl who don’t make an effort to listen to their partner(s) abt their interests bc they “don’t like it” scare me
exactly. it’s not about whether you like it or understand it. it’s about sharing their joy and learning about who they are.
Real and true