paper cups

"How to find the right glasses for your face shape", oh, bullshit. You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever.

i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face

i love when my door is busted open so forcefully that it bounces off the doorframe and my cat barrels onto my bed screaming

This was during Trump’s speech on US leadership in space, and honestly this is my face during all of his speeches and scrolling through his Twitter page and every day always and forever.

Imagine having been to the moon and back, and then living long enough to see the country that got you there reduced to what we have now. I’m so sorry, Buzz. I can only hope we get back to a science-first leadership soon.

All important! All true!

White people is a slur? Noted.

No but really though it’s important to know in a restaurant. White people mild is totally different than regular mild

Lmao.

6 inch heelys…..she rolled into the club like nobody’s business….

famine, death war, pestilence