absolutely love it when girls go "lately i'm obsessed with" and then say the most mundane thing ever

bethesda will never reach the level of character writing that obsidian achieved when they made one of the main evil antagonists a fascist who read hegel once, misinterpreted it, and let those misinterpretations guide his ideology for the rest of his life until he decided to trust a handsome mailman he just met earlier today to do surgery on his brain

This is why they were able to buy this website for less than 3 million dollars

I’m just a children’s squishy toy and God is mercilessly cutting me apart with scissors for an Instagram video

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

i think the worst thing ive ever done in my entire life was when i was 13 and on dA i replied with “zomg kira!!!! O.o” to someone informing me that their grandmother had a heart attack and died.