objectionable

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

“Cock Penis”

fucking stop.

images you can hear

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

This is why animals aren't allowed of the fucking kitchen counters. This is why you cant eat everyone's food. Got their animals stepping on it and shit after they just finished walking around the damn litter box.

Hello! Just letting you know that the bread was covered in a cloth as it was rising when my cat stepped on it, otherwise I obviously would have thrown it out and started over. I'm well aware of where my cats paws have been and can assure you that the cloth completely protected the actual bread. And, to be honest, sometimes cats just do whatever they want even if they ARE trained to stay off the counters

Replace the t in texas with s. You will be in for a hilarious yet scary suprise