see you around, wolf

My job on the commune is to execute evil wizards with my enchanted blade.

hi buddy

cool blade you got there what’s it for

Well this is awkward

So get this

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

Age old question, fellas

it's giving me such mixed messages like it says "non-toxic" and "industrial strength" but also "no sugar" and "gluten-free"

the drink of all time

i wish the person that robbed pewdiepie stabbed him even if just a little bit

No Notes Pewdiepie Stabbing Post

I stared at this for several minutes before seeing the caption thinking this was a proposed border to split the Americas in half

adjusted borders of the greater chilean republic

Mustard is an incredibly sexy flavor. I dont make the rules

really funny dog my friend

i didnt read the first post

it’s right though

I love when kittens fail so badly at drinking milk and how they look sopping wet and pathetic after

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

Well there’s no need to be dramatic