not alive but not dead either

your mutual who's obsessed with some fucking guy reblogged your post: #im getting real some fucking guy vibes from this

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

work like a white onion play like a green onion fuck like a red onion

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

"Who stabbed you in the eye, Polyphemus?" "Moi! Moi stabbed me!" "He stabbed himself. Sad."

100% would watch

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

you're cute as a button dude. a button

CURSE OF RAA!!!

What the hell am I supposed to do with vines???

I got water, yayyyy