Whatever you thought this was gonna be like, I promise you it's not that

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

All this speculation surrounding whether Mitch McConnell is dead or alive is exactly what will happen when Trump dies. Right now people are debating whether AI created the photo of Mitch. Republicans will try to drag out Trump’s existence as long as they possibly can, and with AI they can make it seem like he’s alive long after he’s dead.

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said "I was hoping to hear from my husband" and the guy went "he said....it's okay to Move On" and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like "He Would Not Fucking Say That". as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it's just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!

like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn't say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" when he told my mom to move on lmfao

actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn't think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao

Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable