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Midway through talking about my symptoms my voice audibly started shaking as I was describing them, clearly upset.

In the middle of my monologue he turns the tablet to face me, closes whatever program he has open and the wallpaper is this fucking collage of pictures of lord farquaad from shrek, lovingly decorated. Dude just sat there placidly smiling at me until I noticed and stopped dead in the middle of a sentence. We sat there in silence like this for like a solid minute before I started wheezing laughing. Before I could even say anything else or process it he picked up the tablet and wordlessly left the room, and I just sat there dumbfounded until the doctor showed up. 10/10 doctor experience tbh

I didn’t own a cell phone at the time to get a photo so this rendition from memory is all I can provide you

Nominations have closed for the pointless, bullshit election Nigel Farage has forced on the people of Clacton, and this is the list of candidates.

You know without reading the entire list that 85, 90% of them don't care about the people they are purporting to be standing for, and that 85, 90% of them know they aren't going to be elected. They just want their 15 minutes of fame and just want to be on that platform come the 13th of August because every TV camera in the UK, every newspaper in the UK will be there to see them and make them famous, for however short a time.

85, 90% of them are utterly contemptible. They aren't doing this because they think they can win, or because they want to be MPs, or because they think they can beat him. They are doing it out of ego and some self-centred delusion.

Count Binface, even Laurence Fox, have a right to be there because they have a desire to win. To get elected and to make an actual point.

Farage is the fuckwhit who started all this and deserves nothing but contempt because he is just trying to escape scrutiny for everything he has done. He is claiming it is him versus the establishment but......... well just look at the list of people he is standing against. If these are the establishment then this country is in far more trouble than I thought.

So between him and the other thirty people, there is a lot of contempt and disgust to go around.

Nominations have closed for the pointless, bullshit election Nigel Farage has forced on the people of Clacton, and this is the list of candidates.

You know without reading the entire list that 85, 90% of them don't care about the people they are purporting to be standing for, and that 85, 90% of them know they aren't going to be elected. They just want their 15 minutes of fame and just want to be on that platform come the 13th of August because every TV camera in the UK, every newspaper in the UK will be there to see them and make them famous, for however short a time.

85, 90% of them are utterly contemptible. They aren't doing this because they think they can win, or because they want to be MPs, or because they think they can beat him. They are doing it out of ego and some self-centred delusion.

Count Binface, even Laurence Fox, have a right to be there because they have a desire to win. To get elected and to make an actual point.

Farage is the fuckwhit who started all this and deserves nothing but contempt because he is just trying to escape scrutiny for everything he has done. He is claiming it is him versus the establishment but......... well just look at the list of people he is standing against. If these are the establishment then this country is in far more trouble than I thought.

So between him and the other thirty people, there is a lot of contempt and disgust to go around.

Rob Pownall the human fox is standing down from the election, saying:

Whilst we like attention, British wildlife protection is a serious issue, and I take this cause incredibly seriously. I have to weigh up the point at which being part of something stops helping that cause and starts undermining it. Being lumped in on a stage alongside a lineup of people treating this as a punchline isn’t the platform we set out to find, and I don’t think it’s the one that best serves the animals we’re trying to protect.

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

Clacton is a tourist town - surely someone can see my vision of tacky souvenir shops filled with Binface merch, a Binface attraction on the pier, Binface BINS on the promenade, etc etc THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS