#1 ronan stan

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

“i asked chatgpt” ok well i asked adam parrish and he knew the answer off the top of his head AND he’s going to frame you for crimes you can’t even imagine.

writing prompt: shawty was succin on my meat when suddenly …

u wake up

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.