saving the spiral or die trying

Pirate101 is a good game because a majority of the plot happens via the most maladjusted people possible arguing behind you while your player character stares forward without blinking

and tax evasion?

ohohoho you're not going to trap me THAT easily, wizard-council-bureaucrat!

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with

Good morning I dreamt that there was an out of bounds glitch you could perform in barkingham palace to see a mangled version of an in between transformation stage of jackall as he turns back into himself after being hound. Specifically he was lying on some staircase half naked and roughed up and coughing and dying and pleading for help and it was awesome

the natural lifespan of a fandom is unlimited. when well tended a fandom can be functionally immortal. and yet everywhere you look you see newly bred fandoms withering and dying when they’re barely a year old. barely even six months old. fans are looking at their six month old fandoms and saying i think it’s on its last legs, should i euthanise it? when with the proper care that fandom could outlive them for decades. it’s sad. sad state of affairs we’re in.

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks