do one good thing before you go

*rusty at making horny posts*: when she puts her small to large thing in you

coffee mug for people who are doomed that says Don't Talk To Me Until It's Too Late

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

why press the magic button of Absolutely Fuck My Day. why do that. why. you fucking dumbass. you fool. you dipshit.

look maybe if you hit me really hard with a hammer something worthwhile will come slithering out with all the broken shards and gross egg goop!!! maybe!!!!!!! worth a try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.

Aircraft Mechanic (angry): Hey! You're trying to fuck my wife!

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

you may have noticed that my story is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my plot structure is weaker by the verse. this is commentary on the chaos of mortal existence under the yoke of the immortal gods