do one good thing before you go

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

music to daydream about killing yourself to albums for suicidal idiots soundtrack to the final twenty-four hours melodies to be sung to be sung by those who aren't fucking making it

[voice of a guy who will not be stopped from saying something really weird and stupid] can i say something really weird and stupid

so like my default when i'm talking to other mcyt fans is to just straight up not mention being ace (though i will happily talk loudly about being aro!) not because i'm like Unsure or whatever but because for a while i was looking at everyone* in this fandom and going ohhh my god None Of You Can Be Chill About Sex? At All? and i'd fully invent a guy who's like "see, sparow here is an example of the Objectively Best And Most Desirable Way To Be A Person Who Talks And Thinks About Sex And Desire (because it by necessity is approaching the topic from a purely intellectual standpoint)" and then i'd get genuinely pissed off. fuck you! own your horniness! and this is doubly stupid because there are so many actually extant guys i could be getting mad about instead. AND TRIPLY STUPID because i never said anything about this anywhere to anyone and we've Moved On already, ihave now found the people who are chill about sex and what do i have to show for it?? internalized acephobia???? bullshit!

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway