do one good thing before you go

"I had a pet like you once" is a truly under-utilized dynamic in so many ways. I don't think I would be able to function properly ever again if this were said to me in all seriousness. Do you see me as a pet? Am I your pet? Am I yours? What do you mean "once"? Why am I so sleepy? What did you put in this drink? where did that leash come from

t shirt that says “i’d rather be throwing up from unbearable guilt right now”

t shirt that says “i’d rather be throwing up from unbearable guilt right now”

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

who even is awake and Online right now to pester me

very funny of people to like this post specifically. thank you for raising your hand and letting me know you are present <3

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

In my opinion shock collars should be banned for dogs and classed as abuse but they should still be sold exclusively for perverts to use on each other