do one good thing before you go

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

really love a corruption arc where the character is trying way too hard to make it work but they're in over their head and it's uncomfortable and embarrassing and they're swallowing their own puke every time they do something awful and damp with sweat and trembling but insistent that they can do this, they want it, they're not a child, but it's like they're playing dressup in clothes that are too big for them and trying to convince their own reflection in the mirror that they fit and it's just no fun to watch at all

+ then they find inside them a capacity for cruelty far more upsettingly vicious than anyone could have imagined and decide that because they enjoy how unafraid it makes them feel for the first time it must have been their true nature all along instead of something that had to be starved in the dark until it grew desperate enough to claw its way out 🙂‍↕️

(sees a normal and common thing) no way is this specifically a reference to my friend #myfriend?

the whole "okay i have Felt The Emotion i'm done feeling it now it's time to do something else and feel totally different :)" thing + getting mad when the Feeling Totally Different doesn't happen is baffling and unreasonable when presented ^like that, but the other thing is that sometimes that straight up just does happen, huh. like you cry a little maybe and then you take a deep breath and suddenly you Genuinely don't care. [alarms begin blaring nearby, making me flinch] whoa ha ha wonder who those are for :)

like no my principles/beliefs/habits are not Adaptive or Good but like 45% of the time they're CORRECT which makes it KIND OF DIFFICULT to feel good about not doing them anymore !

(sees a normal and common thing) no way is this specifically a reference to my friend #myfriend?

the sibling headcanon is valorized as the safer, more normal, and less "parasocial" counterpart to shipping ccs because of the belief that they don't tick off the same icky checkboxes that shipping does, such as imposing the loaded implications of a differently natured and more charged relationship status onto two (or more) people who are merely friends (or coworkers, lol), not considering a friendship as "enough" to be able to hold all these interactions and so they must be something more, reading into the facets of their existing relationship for "proof", and generally treating the details of a person's life as something you can play tuoys with. except they do tick off those checkboxes like they literally do. like all of those things also apply to sibling headcanons as well. like.

t shirt that says “i’d rather be throwing up from unbearable guilt right now”