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If Wallace (Wallace and Gromit) died in his sleep, the contraptions that get him out of bed would still deliver his lifeless corpse into the dining room, likely for Gromit to clean up

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

Himbo rights activist

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

@ratpotatoez

@jitterbugjive

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

SPONSOR  A  RAT

Here is the page for a pop rat sponsorship!

this is amazing, I am so proud of them!

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

God opens the save file: yo, what the fuck

Rats hug

Rats hug