flesh / end

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

when u get thoughts about favorite characters like "would blorbo eat apples? I wonder what thats like" that's the point of no return