no spell is greater

i'm w4ms (wizard 4 mad scientist)

oh yeah, whell i’m w3mi

this is the greatest photo I've seen in ages

easiest kill of my life

I Dont Want To Eat The Flesh Of God. I Just Want To Suck The Marrow

I Cant Tolerate The Concept Its Just Unacceptab-CRUNCH. Sorry Dont Mind It As I Was Saying To Eat The Flesh Is A-CRUNCH. Ahem. To Eating Of The Flesh Of God. Well What Can I Say. What Was I Saying CRUNCH. Oh Yes. The Flesh Of God Is Rancid And Rotten Best Left For The Flies And Maggots. But Encased In The Bone Is The Good Stuff. CRUNCH. Suck The Marrow. Or Boil It Out And Drink It

i’m surprised you were able to talk for this long. maybe i should turn up the power of the crushing spell

Tor Web Browsir We’re Mated 12 Time’s In One Day Are We’re In Love Yet?

we did no such thing. stop lying

Get Out OF My Private Massage’s Weird One I’m Talkinge Of My Boy Friend (Cock)

not that private if i can see & get in hm funnyman?

OK I’m Makinge Chicken Nougets Who Whant’s Any

only if you eat one first… suspicions

OK I’m Eatinge Ten (10) First…Yum…Sekrit In Grediant Was Theft And Stealinge Them

you lie then. you never “made” it at all. one question though was this an armed robbery or a burglery and if so what weapon did you use

i think thats called numerator

Some birds are air Elementals and some are of watery nature and others still are of earthly disposition. If there are fire element birds nobody is quite sure yet.

Gay wind elemental

Potentially of mixed firey/earthy nature.

What About Rexbert, Tit Of Burning Power

Im Your Roast Peast

is that a magic wand in your pocket or ius your penis casting spells lol

the second one. ple ase help

it’s really not that hard to make a popular blog on tumblr. what you’re gonna wanna do is put the words “evil” and “wizard” in the url somewhere

my beautifal children

It is a Blast that Smells Of Penis

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

You guys fired me and everything went to shit. Just saying.

you’re all ignoring the fact that the gods exiled one of their own who would go on to become the first wizard. this situation was what led to wizard existence