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having a body made of meat sucks ass
we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you
kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one
not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.
ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.
i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.
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i̷̢͖̗̯̲͓̻̲̯̯̰̫̭̙͍͚̻̝̞̰̩̥͗̿̾̿̽͘ ̷̨̧̨̘͙͓̦̦͍͖̮̻̫̼̲́͗̅̈́̉͜ͅd̸̼̮̜̬̥̙̗̋́͋ȯ̶̢̢̠̫̩̺̺̬̱̯̪̙̂͗͐̂̉̓̒̒̈́̏͂̂ǹ̴̡̢̨̜̣͖̯̤̳̫̥͔͔̰̯̘̼̮̞̍̀̂̉̇̄̅ͅ'̸̡̢̦͓̘͓͖̦̬͕͖̬̲̤̬͍̣̲̰͉̓̉̃͛̍̀̓͗́͂̊̕̚͝t̴͎̖̰̦͕̫̤̘̙̑̒͋́̒̄̍̅͐̿͆̎̓́̐̈́͐͌͘ ̷̢̢̢̛̟͈̻̗͈̯̘̦̞̲̳̹̭̦͙͒̂̔͌͛̄͂̓̑̎̂͒́̄͋̐̾̈̕̚̚͝ư̷̧̡̭͍̳͉͙͎̟̰̈̿̆̅́̿̓͐̈̅͊͂͑́͑̚͝͝͠n̴̡͔͇̤̮̜͕͊̀͆̊͑͆̂̇̓̊̐̎͒̈́̅͝ḑ̷̢̢͉̫̪͚̳̹͙̰͎̱̬̘̞̬̮́̒͑̒̋͐̾̂̽͊̚͘̚̚̕ͅͅẻ̶͓̰̩̃̉̔̃̆̌̎̑̅͘̚̕͝͝ṟ̶̡̧̩͍̼̎̔̊̈́͑͝͠s̶̖̰̘͕̹̖̮̪̳̬͓̦̦̞̘͚̜̺͖͂̃̐̈́́̂͜ͅț̸͇͙̝͙̱̖̟̳̟̣̈́̒̑́̉̄́̍̾̃̾̎̎̔̚͝ä̴̧̳̰͍̬̥̱̮́́̈́͗̾͜n̵̢̧̰̱̲̪̝̱̲͔͎͈̬̣̫̤͙͉̈́̽̎͛̂͊̓̎̑̕̕͘͝ḑ̸̬̗͕̱̍̈́̀̐̔͋̔͊́̾̈̕̕̕ ̴̨̛͎͍̙̤̤̟̦̪̳̭͔̰͙̙̀͛͋̊͂̈́̚ͅͅw̴̧̧̛̛̗̯͈̣̟̎͌̄̊̓͛́̑͐̂̿́̽̚̚̕̕̚͜͜ͅḩ̶̨͈̯̺̗̱̖̠̬̪̫̺͈̲͇̺͕̪̙͖̻̂̾̍̎̅̉̉̈́̽̓̓̊̊̌̆̕̚͜͠͝á̴̢̧̧̡̛͔̮͇̤̝̘̭̰̪̘͙͖̬̿͆́̃̆͆̃̉̍͗̌͆̋͘͜͠͝͠͝͝ṱ̴̨͔̱͇̳̜̲̫͓̺̫͍̄̍̋̀͗̌̀̽͗͐̅͘ ̴̨̢̛̟̥͙̱̳͎̺͉͍̠̼̯̯̟̩̩̥̤̪̤͖̮̫̽̑́̀̾̈́͒̏̒̓̔͐̂̍́̍̕͜͠͝j̵̠̜͖͎̯̩̽̋̑ͅù̵̧̢̱̱̦̭̳̠͈̞̭̯͈̉͗́̋̆͒̿̐̀̈́̄̈́̌̆̈͜͝͝͝s̴̨̨̛̺̘͎̳̣̝̼̣̗̪̫̭̭̱̫̳̓̈́͐́͊͐̋̓͗͠ͅẗ̷̤̗̃́́̿͂͋͐̓͛͝ ̵̡̡̢̢̮̖͉͎͈̪̦̬̙̪̿̈̌̃͒̅̔̾̀͂͌̎̆͘͜h̴̡͚̠̹̝͍͈̮̙̼̭̤͓̪̥͇̬̖́̌̎̈̌̇̃̈́̅̊̇̀́͐̽͗̓͂ă̴͍͍͕͇̹͎͒̈́͑̽ṗ̵̘̺̃̇̋͒͑̿̆̋̅̂̄͛̈͋͐̋̚͝͝͝͝p̷͎̳̥̯͝ệ̷̢͇̮͚̏̅̉̀́̈́͗̉̽̀̌̂̄̉̇̓͒͐̿̕͝͠͝ņ̵̨͙͚̫̭̣̗̩̪͇͉̬̮̰̀͆͐e̴̠̯̫͗́͗́̿͋́͑̀͂̑̍̊̀̀̐́̆̕͝͝͝͠d̴̹͇͚͎̿͂͑̆̆́̄̈̀͛͐̌͗̄̅͘̕̚͝
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this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men
currently reading modelland which is tyra banks' YA novel from 2011. this book is so strikingly weird in its visuals. it feels like shaun tan's the arrival and the uglies series had a baby and the baby was bad but there was something fascinating about the baby that made you want to read it. it is also very hard to follow because it feels like it was dictated. i do think tyra actually wrote it instead of having some ghostwriter editor do it because no one else would write like this and it's genuinely magnetic. i keep doing other things and then going god i can't wait to go back to reading modelland.
what the fuck is going on with the smizes. they're like... spontaneously generated orbs that are released into the dystopia's water so it like incentivizes everyone to waste water and swim in sewage for the chance to have one because it bestows a magic power that means you can become a famous fashion model. and then when you find a smize it like expands like a ponyo spell in your hands and turns into glasses that make you beautiful??
another wrinkle is that the world of modelland has nations. one of them is france, but the first guy from that nation who we meet is a homunculus with a giant human hand for a head. he's the only one like that so far so i don't know. another nation has ONLY people with albinism, which is really confusing because they explicitly point out that their whole nation-state has a ton of life-threatening health complications because of it
unfortunately i have a lot further to go before i know all the secrets of modelland
No, we never know when ManAttack will happen.
updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?
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They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.
I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.
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who's doing this
*Emails you my spore*
if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM
NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY
I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)
With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!
shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity
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imagine being beat to death by a gibbon
No chance. Largest gibbon species tops out at 31 pounds. It has a greater chance of killing me from accidentally falling out of a tree onto my head than it does actually in hand 2 hand combat.
speak for yourself one baby gibbon could probably kill me on accident. I am very weak
you shouldnt post things like this , the baby gibbons will find you IP address and eat you
for april fools day, last night i feminized eminem. i put a loreal logo on him, printed him out on glossy paper, trimmed it, ripped the edge. i’m gonna send this to my friend who’s defended him before and ask if this is a girl from one of the bands she likes.
it did not work.
