"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

if i could give advice to me as a teenager i would say be 25

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

ultimately we all have to quit our jobs and walk into the sea

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

“Did the journal factory explode?” Yes because I bombed it. #PutYoBusinessOnTheInternet

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

im so hungry i could eat a meal

i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions