🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

#it was already great and it just got better i’m dying

i whisper “what the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

you forgot the gram of blow you’re supposed to do before every meal

the last twilight movie came out in 2012. it is now 2018. i just want to know who the hell reblogged this 6 year old post onto my dash. because i love you

It actually made me go from hating the actors to loving them once I realized they thought the books and movies were as shitty as I thought they were

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

My 9 to 5

Reblogging for good luck

thx thanos

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

That is well over half

these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy

I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me - like, the very idea makes me want to laugh because it’s so absurd. I can’t picture someone constantly thinking about me or getting flustered when I smile or someone wanting to shower me with affection. Someone who anxiously waits until I text them and then smile when I do or someone who gets nervous when we are in touch because they don’t want to fuck up. Why on earth would someone do that because of me.

The only real question

Goodnight

This really cool and then I turned the sound on and now I am… unsettled

u shut ur mouth this was great