REM "THE" RATSUKEN

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

"Morality is relatively. I have embezzled thousands. Was I wrong? Hire me to find out."

fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.

If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks