Wizard Corner

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

What’s up sluts who wants to go shamble through the ancient woods after dark with me

Fucking it up wizard style

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

drink fireball wizard style

Ain't that just hucking a molotov cocktail?

wizard style does suggest a certain level of violence, yes.

hey girl, sinister pussy. it looks like it was wrought from a power known only to the deepest most infernal denizens of the underworld