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@wizard-tower-inspector
heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers
What sins against humanity has my kind committed
Many a tower has been assembled without a little ornament or two upon the door and a sufficiently pointy roof, and thy punishment... is INSPECTION
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🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀
🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀
🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀
🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀
🌀Your house would look better with a big oil painting of the Wizard🌀
This also applies to towers, of course.
i’m a real wizard btw
Do you know any spells?
no.
Do you have a tower?
well if you're pawing off and i'm pawing off then who's flying the dragon
LOOK AT THE ORB! NOW! ANY SCRYING POOL IT DOESNT MATTER! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES
God why is it always a 9/11 joke
well i can do a second one but im not sure it’d land
Towers Rating: 9/11
I have returned from the depths of wizard hell.
Wait, what do you mean it's 2025?
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY
mystery solved
What is a Lighthouse, if not a type of Wizard Tower?
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
reblog if you are an ad hating commie
What would you do if I arrived at the function in this fit:
(and nothing else)
Immediate tower inspection
Also give me back my hat
Debate Time
heehee
hoohoo
if i had a nickel for every time rebecca sugar’s ratatouille porn became relevant, i’d have like 5 nickels at this point
REBECCA SUGAR’S WHAT?
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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant
he waits in the car with a walkie talkie while they investigate and if things break bad they call him in. as soon as he enters everything stops floating around/trying to kill the hunters and he rolls his eyes and goes back to the car.
he’s not bluffing. i can’t emphasize that enough. he 100% believes that the hunters calling him in is either a prank, to make him feel useful, or because they’re spookable cowards who panicked when a book fell.
he stays because the money is good and he can play his gameboy in the car.
i fucking love this so much. it’s like having a service animal but instead it’s a guy named steve who owns more cargo shorts than the Gap continuously baffled by why he keeps getting befriended by goths.
heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers
What if I don't have a tower?
I run a café so what now?
2/10 tower, no points for toweryness, only bonus points for complimentary drinks
heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers
What sins against humanity has my kind committed
Many a tower has been assembled without a little ornament or two upon the door and a sufficiently pointy roof, and thy punishment... is INSPECTION
NOOOOOOOOOO
Help at what angle shall I pointy my roof before my inspection
Crazy that I have a spell just for that
Ideally the pointiest angle, but I can tolerate less pointy roofs wherein the roof shape is similarly wizardly
Do I get more inspection points if I use the mustard gas from the previous guy?
I like a tower with a unique feature, don't go plagiarising other towers or I'll INSPECT harder and/or deduct points
heeheehoohoo I'm here to cast judgement upon thy towers
What sins against humanity has my kind committed
Many a tower has been assembled without a little ornament or two upon the door and a sufficiently pointy roof, and thy punishment... is INSPECTION
NOOOOOOOOOO
Help at what angle shall I pointy my roof before my inspection
Crazy that I have a spell just for that
Ideally the pointiest angle, but I can tolerate less pointy roofs wherein the roof shape is similarly wizardly
So I'm filling the floor of one hall of my wizard toward with square tiles that each prominently feature a letter of the alphabet.
They don't actually do anything; I'm just counting on intruders assuming it's a magical trap and wasting time trying to figure out the correct sequence of tiles they're supposed to step on.
7/10, very interesting way of delaying those more thoughtful adventurers who might take an interest in your spellbooks
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Yall got a spell that summons mustard gas im gonna make a mustard gas fireball and make a defense system around my tower
Do you have a way of getting through it for yourself or wanted visitors?
I have a gun that absorbs people for me to shoot them out later?
Hmm...
6/10
The defences are effective, but the entry method sounds painful
Yall got a spell that summons mustard gas im gonna make a mustard gas fireball and make a defense system around my tower
Do you have a way of getting through it for yourself or wanted visitors?
