Mar 20
Dear members of the Shadow League,
The Minion Union (The Nionnion) has informed us, that they will be striking, starting next monday. Apparently they want to negotiate an upper limit to how many minions we can send as cannonfodder to fight heroes.
As we are honourable evil wizards, we will be engaging in negotiations with them. We advice you to be patient, and not retaliate against your Minions after the strike. We also advice you not to trap your minions in a time loop to prevent the strike, as this might lead to ironic consequences. Trust us on that one, just think of what happened to poor Bill the Great.
If you plan to conquer the planet or steal the moon next week or something, we advice you to wait until the strike is over.
