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Honey, Are You A Vampire? is a sitcom about a guy named Barry who chugs respect women juice and loves his wife. She’s tall and blonde and goes to “work” every day while he watches the kids. Every episode features him finding a ton of clues that she’s a vampire and at the end of each one, he puts his hands on his hips, leans forward and asks “Honey are you a vampire?” in a joking tone {cue laugh track} and by the next episode he’s seemingly forgotten. 

This all leads up to the finale where it’s revealed he does remember all this and genuinely pieces it together and runs up and asks, serious for one, “Honey… are you a vampire?” and she hangs her head and admits that she is indeed a vampire, she wasn’t supposed to fall in love with a human but life does that sometimes, yadayada. She awaits his rejection, prepared to take their kids and run. After a moment of silence, he quietly says, “after all this time, I’ve asked so many times..” his tone turns bubbly. “and you didn’t tell me? That’s so cool! Tell me all about the past!! How was the revolutionary war?”

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