"...because we do the job without rage or passion."

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

mulla on [elehtii epämääräisesti] taipumukseni

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this