HK-Droids

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

Everyone gives Henry so much shit for calling the gay sex "encouragement" but if you watch the clips where he's saying it you can almost always see at least one soldier and HANUSH OF FUCKING LEIPA walking away in the background. They are IN PUBLIC he can't say "I wanna acknowledge the sodomy we engaged in before I left so you know that I don't regret it and am open to further acts of sodomy in the future" he's being SUBTLE and Hans CLEARLY got the message and reciprocated with "let's find somewhere private (so we don't have to speak in fucking code)" it was really fucking suave GAWD