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Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

god the fact that Voyager has so many truly buckwild episodes combined w the fact that it gains a new main character halfway through. surely at some point someone must have mentioned 'that time Janeway and Paris turned into lizards and had babies together' and Seven was like the. the what.

That is a chorus of aliens about to sing me a song

on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

Why are all the Vulcans always scientists or ambassadors or some kind of high ranking government official, where's my girl T'Sara who works at Shi'kar Bucks or my guy Skorn who is an accountant, Staal who works santiation on a starship and doesn't understand why his human coworkers finds his name amusing.

*Vulcan named S'cone walks up* "Am I correct in believing that my drink order was called a moment ago?"

The fact that Spock preferred dying instead of telling Kirk that he HAS to have sex is actually quite relatable.