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jack of all trades master of all of them also

i put all my bullshit on this blog except;

backstage/theatre tech content/electrical porn with nsfw captions/*some* of the complaining I do about working in behind the scenes entertainment : @backstageshrimps

the only separate fandom blog I have for the leviathan trilogy by scott westerfield specifically because it's super fucking niche and also *kind of* children's media and my main blog is not bound by the rules of propriety (i do everything but rb/post sexually explicit material on) : @perspicacioushrimps

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fetlockflowers

"Why is it when you smile I want to leave the room?"

"I suppose it's because of my overwhelming charm."

cursedtrekedits

“And now we'll get what we want: a burger from the Five Guys restaurant. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved my entire weekend. And all it cost was one shuttle trip, $13.99, and the diet of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.”

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followup caption by @oldmanyellsatcloud

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new franchise location

cursedtrekedits

“And now we'll get what we want: a burger from the Five Guys restaurant. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved my entire weekend. And all it cost was one shuttle trip, $13.99, and the diet of one Starfleet officer. I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.”

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followup caption by @oldmanyellsatcloud

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new franchise location

urghblergh

Prompt fill (kinda) for @ectogeo-rebubbles 😁

Something, something Cardassian courting rituals.

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yalster54

he's trying his best to be nonchalant... 🚬

jay-trekking

Quark and Martok bro moment

fantashic

Average Deep Space Nine A plot: "What are you willing to sacrifice for the chance at a better world? Who are you willing to hurt? Will the pain you cause now outweigh the peace that it might bring? When both choices are bad, and you do what you think is best, can you live with yourself after? Could you live with yourself if you made the opposite choice?"

Average Deep Space Nine B plot: "What do we do with all this hot sauce!?"

aismallard

Part of what makes DS9 feel so real and alive is how many kinds of Guys it introduces.

Like I just love "Guy who sneaks into the offices of famous Starfleet captains to take a picture of himself behind their desk". It's both:

Perfectly plausible for there to be someone like that.

Incredibly funny.

dragon-in-a-fez

single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future

#get a lighting designer in there STAT bro

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jadziacore

TOS fem!Spock vision board

haikaisenshi

LEGENDARY PULL i got the Odo Fucks card. you fucking wish you were me

lesbospirk

Just a normal fitting don't worry about it

delta-yuri

Meow

Kitty cat Kira

paksthestoic

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

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elizabethzi

Decided to revisit the Star Trek book that I read a long time ago (didn't have an app to track back in time)

Why didn't I notice how deeply Garak cares about Bashir the first time I've read it?!

chau-draws

REGULAR YAOI ISN’T ENOUGH!!! I NEED THEM TO SPIRITUALLY MERGE AT A COSMIC LEVEL!!!!!!!!!

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