this is a mess

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

The e in email stands for evil mail

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

despite it being sketchy and corporate noveria seems so cozy. something about this spacious, fancy hotel/office type space and a blizzard raging outside makes me feel really happy. all they need is a cozy fireplace somewhere and a little cafe where the team can do aprés-ski

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion