See You In The Skies

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]

i talked to the butcher and he said i'm his favorite lamb he's ever slaughtered. and when i mentioned your name he didn't even remember slaughtering you

i LOVE that brennan basically confirmed that ccod is just letting a bunch of vampires loose in a small town and the players can do whatever they want. chaos is about to descend on the town of purpee in ways i cant even imagine and im SO excited

“that show is bad” to YOU. i personally understand it on a level that’s only accessible to gay people and eldest daughters.

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

He’s lame, he’s cringe, he’s stupid, he’s obsessed with justice, he thinks he’s a superhero, he has a dumb fucking superhero name, his cape is shaped like the moon, he’s bald, he’s a bouncer, he’s 7’5, he’s fucking busted as hell, his sidekick is cooler than him, he’s probably old as balls, he wears a fedora, his name is dumb, his superhero name is dumber. He’s washed, chopped, and cooked, and he will NEVER serve, NOR will he eat. Brian Murphy you’ve done it again