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rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

is this ship popular because it’s legitimately compelling or is it popular because it’s the easiest to decontextualize and write college roommate AUs about?

this post broke containment and is getting ‘let people have fun and enjoy things’ comments, so i want to clarify that i hate fun and want to personally bludgeon everyone who has ever written a college roommate AU with a hammer

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her on a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery