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how much time will I spend in hell after coercing my friend who is completely oblivious to bsd's existence into reading the entirety of "I love atsushi"
update: she said that she will never look at a potato the same way again
OhâŠoh dear.
This is low-key Akutagawa and Atsushi cause while outwardly Akutagawa is scary and Atsushi just hides the unhingedness
Happy Birthday to Dazai Osamu!!!!!
Yes its a day late, but it's ok since I have prepared 7 fic here to celebrate this fantastic day. enjoyy
1) The Quiet Kind of Love by Nyx0610. Dazai thinks no one notices his Birthday... it is however quite the opposite.
2) A blue mackerel who hated his birthday by Cc_chuuyashat. Dazai gets forced to celebrate his birthday in High School AU
3) Another year, another day in this place we call Earth by Ash_903. Atsushi wants to know when Dazai's birthday is, it's only convenient he asks on June 19.
4) Sweetest Seventeen by kurobara_rai. Chuuya wants to pay Dazai back for all the ugly gifts he gives him, but Dazai wont tell him his birthday.
5) Your life's worth it for me by Izu (soaringivy). Dazai never celebrates his Birthday. Chuuya isnt having any of it and celebrates anyway.
6) there is a home for you here by lunarumbra. The ADA plan a surprise party for Dazai. But it's not really a surprise because Dazai figures out what going on pretty quickly.
7) Dazai's 5th Birthday by Stella Rasu. Dazai and Chuuya spend his fifth birthday together, even if Dazai doesn't want to.

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fic where its canonverse but atsushi has a youtube channel where he sings songs but he writes the songs himself or with his friends and theyre always about his personal life and his subscribers are trying to figure out what the fuck is going on in his life from said songs
he writes about his hallucinations, next video is a fun little jingle about the world's greatest detective, next video is a song about the pain of starvation, the next video is a sweet song about friendship, then its a fun silly song about watching his coworkers throw people out the window
No song about akutagawa?
next, a song about how to love a guy who impaled you, ripped off your leg, and killed hundreds of people
but he always kept his promises
"and it'll never be perfect that's just how it is but who would want perfect in the face of a man who keeps all his promises and we've had our fights and we've had nights where he comes home with blood on his hands and clothes and some people say he's no good for me-- he's got his picture in all rooms in every police station; he's got more kills than anyone i know but he keeps his promises"
I remember the day we had first met in an alley
I remember how I stared into his cold gray eyes
I remember how I saw my reflection
a longing for affection
and knew that this was by design
whoâd have thought that this guy might be mine
from ships, to whales in the sky
from caves and then back to ships
every time I looked in his eyes
I knew, I just knew that weâd harmonize
through this tale of a never ending promise
And I knew that heâd never break his promise
Ntgl the song slaps
The viewers : đïžđđïž
Gin, who found out about the channel because ofc she/they did : đ€đđ
Kunikida, who watches his youtube to monitor it from time to time : You are in LOVE with the ENEMY.
Because of this new amazing official art from Harukawa-Sensei, I now have this new AU idea.
Chuuya as a half-god mafia boss and Dazai as a kitsune heir of a high social family. Atsushi is a tiger, and Dazaiâs friend, Akutagawa, is one of Chuuyaâs men.
There will be kidnapping, and the ships will certainly be soukoku and shin soukoku.
I need to think more about it and work it out, but now itâs in my head and wonât leave.
Discord kitten went no contact
Kenji: SoâŠ.are we still enemies with the port mafia?
Kunikida: Of course we are. What kind of question is that?
Kenji: Wellâ Iâm confused because enemies donât hang out with each other. Or do they? Is that a city thing?
Dazai: Wait whatâ
Kenji: Yesterday, I saw Yosano and Kouyou at a cafe sharing tea and cake.
Yosano dropping her scalpel.
Yosano: Uhâ
Kenji: Atsushi and Akutagawa were feeding ducksâ
Atsushi freezes with horror
Atsushi: Whaâ
Dazai: oh? Isnât that interâ
Kenji: And Dazai, last night, you and Mr. Fancy Hat were at a graveyard dancingâ orâ trying to danceâAnd were also laughing. Likeâ really laughingâ like you two havenât done it in years and have missed doing it.
Dazai froze.
Dazai: How did youâ
Atsushi giving him a sarcastic smile
Atsushi: Fucking hypocrite.
Kunikida: What the hellâïżŒ
Dazai horrified and internally screaming.
Yosano turning herâextremelyâpinkâfacedâhead away.
Atsushi rolling his eyes, admitting defeat and frankly not giving a shit anymore.
Atsushi: Honestly, after everything, I donât really care. If it means less fighting, Iâm all for it.
Kenji: I also saw Mori and Fukuzawa togetâ
Everyone: WHAT?!

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Read the panels right to left from here because yes
I saw the recent omake and remembered this saying where vampires couldn't see themselves in mirrors, so I applied that to these two cuz why not đâš
So cute aaaaaa
hyper-specific chuuya bf headcanons
ââŠthe quiet understanding that, even in chaos, they are each otherâs home.â
oo.1 :: during a sudden rainstorm, chuuya insists you dance with him in the middle of the empty street. he spins you around dramatically, ignoring how soaked you both get. he even lifts you off the ground in a final, cinematic twirl, laughing at your breathless smile.
oo.2 :: chuuya pretends to hate it when you ask to braid his hair, rolling his eyes and muttering something about how itâs âa waste of time.â but the second you start, heâs completely still, leaning back just enough for you to reach comfortably. heâll grumble under his breathââdonât make it look stupidââbut the soft way he closes his eyes gives him away. he secretly loves the feeling of your fingers in his hair, and though heâll never admit it, he refuses to take the braid out until he absolutely has to.
oo.3 :: if a fight gets particularly heated, chuuya has this infuriating habit of silencing you with a kiss mid-sentence. heâs not doing it to dismiss your feelingsâhe just canât stand the thought of you being upset with him for too long. âi hate seeing you mad at me,â heâll say, his forehead resting against yours, voice quiet and sincere.
oo.4 :: one night, you convince chuuya to graffiti a wall with you. at first, he acts too dignified for it but eventually gets into it, creating surprisingly artistic designs. by the end, heâs smeared in paint, laughing, and calling it a masterpiece.
oo.5 :: chuuya challenges you to a cooking duel, complete with dramatic commentary and music playing in the background. he pretends to be a judge for your dish, acting overly critical, but itâs just to cover up how much he loves your cooking.
oo.6 :: sometimes, after a particularly stressful day, chuuya will wordlessly walk up to you, throw his arms around your waist, and bury his face in your shoulder. he doesnât say much, just breathes you in like youâre the calm in his storm. if you run your fingers through his hair, heâll let out the softest sigh, âjust needed to hold you right now.â
oo.7 :: when youâre walking side by side, chuuya has an oddly romantic habit of grabbing your wrist. heâll lift it up and press a small kiss to the inside, lingering for just a second longer than necessary. when you ask him why, heâll shrug and smirk. âyour pulse is there,â heâll say, as if itâs the most obvious answer in the world.
oo.8 :: he sets up a city-wide treasure hunt for your anniversary, complete with clues written in elegant script. each clue leads to places that are significant to your relationshipâlike the first place you met, or where you shared your first kiss. he acts all serious as you solve each riddle, but when you finally find the âtreasureââa simple, heartfelt note from himâhe admits he just wanted to see your smile as you pieced everything together.
Guys Iâm keeping him he is my man aaaaaaaaa
âAnd if dreams can come true â what does that say about nightmares?â
People who say that Chuuya must be able to dream are deeply mistaken and forget that he is an experimental project, whose life was sustained by liquidâand his REM phase wasnât just reduced, dreams were eradicated from his brain entirely. He had no foundation upon which to build dreams. He lived in that tube like in a coma, unaware of anything except the fluid around him. His associative imagery simply didnât form. He is blind in that regard. They took him as a child, and until adolescence, he sat in that tube with no memory of himself.
He doesnât know how to dream. He has no reason to dream. He simply has nothing to dream with.
He may have developed chronic REM-sleep disorder because he never had a proper sleep cycle in the first placeâit never developed and possibly never engaged afterward either. And without REM sleep, there are no dreams, even if youâre asleep.
Moreover, Stormbringer openly reveals Chuuyaâs struggles with his sense of self. âWho am I?â And that âIâ is the core of dreams. There are no dreams in which he could participate. He is like a newborn. He sleeps like a machine, just a robot. He has no dream-related brain activity. In this sense, heâs an eternal child.
The fact that he spent his entire life in a test tube also affects his height and weight. Starting with the basics: the body has no stimulus for growth. In fluid, under weak gravity, muscles and bones have no resistance to develop against. They simply donât develop. On top of that, growth hormone is released during sleep. And as mentioned above, Chuuya didnât sleep in the conventional senseâhis state was closer to a coma.
Also, some of the hormones necessary for growth and development are produced through movement and proper nutrition. When a person doesnât eat, doesnât move, and doesnât follow a circadian rhythm, hormonal signals become disrupted, and growth hormone production is suppressed. Add to this the fact that the cells donât regenerate. Surrounded by fluid, with no oxygen, no micronutrients, no proper blood circulation or metabolismâcells canât renew, be nourished, or receive the signal to grow. Hormones arenât produced. Tissues arenât stimulated. Nothing applies pressure or stretches them. Even if cells do divide, they remain in a suspended state, because without external stimuli, they donât differentiate into specialized cells. They donât mature.
In biological terms, all growth signals are dulled.
Now, seventh-grade physics: a body immersed in liquid is subjected to uniform pressure from all sides. Depending on the depth and density, this pressure varies. The fluid balances out the internal pressure of tissuesâessentially creating resistance. This means tissue doesnât âpushâ against its surroundings, because everything is compressed back. There is no space for growth. In fluid, as mentioned earlier, thereâs no gravity. The body doesnât know where up or down is. But all organs and bodily systems grow with orientation in mind. Without it, spatial awareness is lost.
And do you know why Chuuyaâs mass might appear larger? Let me repeat the blobfish analogy. If the liquid he was suspended in was dense, then once heâs taken out onto dry land, where the pressure is different and the fluid no longer compresses his body, he would swellâonly slightly, but still swell.
And to top it all off: asymmetry. The body stays stuck in one position. This leads to deformed limbs, a crooked spine, underdeveloped joints. The skin becomes thin, with no developed protective horny layer, leaving the body vulnerable to infections. Bones, without stress or load, become thin and softâeven hypoplastic. They never gain proper shape or density; theyâre weak. The body was essentially preserved. Now, he has narrow lungs, potentially inverted organs (due to lack of gravity orientation), and even his face remains childlike.
Itâs abnormal. Itâs miniature. Itâs asymmetrical.
People always overlook the key fact: no matter what kind of person Chuuya is, heâs still a child, subjected to experimentation by grown menârobbed of everything a ânormalâ child or human of his age is supposed to have.
@christelightlavo ..... Is this post a reminder for my upcoming biology and physics exam?
Jokes apart thanks to op for making such a detailed insightful post. But I have seen people claim that chuuya actually does dream and those are just nightmares which he can't remember afterwards. That interpretation comes from the fact that in both the novel and in the manga chuuya is seen to wake up in sweat and out of breath which makes some believe that maybe chuuya does get nightmares just has no recollection of it afterwards
Thoughts on it?
HOW HE F--KS YOU pt. 3
pt. 1 Dazai, Ranpo, Ango | pt. 2 Chuuya, Kunikida, Tachihara | pt. 3 Poe, Atsushi, Fukuzawa
SMUT AGAIN, gn!reader but multiple anatomies mentioned, MDNI
Poe
He fucks you submissively.
He whimpers. He whines. He cries. It just feels so good, he can't help it. He loves when you press him down into the mattress and fuck him. The weight of you on his hips holding him down while your cock/strap buries in his ass makes his whole body burn and tingle. When you lay on him and buck your hips repetitively, even if only shallowly, it makes him mewl and whine oh so prettily. He cums all over himself and the bed and makes such a mess and you tsk and tell him he has to clean it up before he's allowed to make you cum.
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HEY GUYS!! Me and some of my friends are going to make a math video for a class, and weâre thinking abt posting it here. (WE WILL HAVE TO SING) Itâs going to be about the Quadratic equation!! And weâre doing a Taylor swift song!!!
This video will be graded, and if we get the full points, we could get a A on a test!!
To get full points we need to get more than 200 likes!! So if yâall could, please please please like/ reblog to others!!
When we make the video, I will post it on YouTube, and here. Please like, we need the 200 before June 15!!!
I will post asap!!
Hiiii weâre almost done with this amazing video!! If you could, please pls send to anyone else!! Expect the video to be posted sometime later today!!! Will keep you updated!! @wishiefishie and I chose the song Bejeweled by Taylor swift!!!
Ahhhh yessss we need those 200 likes pls help us!! I think we will post it on YouTube and here, but we will see!!
Aaaaaa forgot to tag @webanglikethat
Pls share with otherrsssssssaaaađ©·đ©·đ©·
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Plssssssssssssssssasaaaaa like we need two hundred!!
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HEY GUYS!! Me and some of my friends are going to make a math video for a class, and weâre thinking abt posting it here. (WE WILL HAVE TO SING) Itâs going to be about the Quadratic equation!! And weâre doing a Taylor swift song!!!
This video will be graded, and if we get the full points, we could get a A on a test!!
To get full points we need to get more than 200 likes!! So if yâall could, please please please like/ reblog to others!!
When we make the video, I will post it on YouTube, and here. Please like, we need the 200 before June 15!!!
I will post asap!!
Hiiii weâre almost done with this amazing video!! If you could, please pls send to anyone else!! Expect the video to be posted sometime later today!!! Will keep you updated!! @wishiefishie and I chose the song Bejeweled by Taylor swift!!!
Ahhhh yessss we need those 200 likes pls help us!! I think we will post it on YouTube and here, but we will see!!
Aaaaaa forgot to tag @webanglikethat
Pls share with otherrsssssssaaaađ©·đ©·đ©·
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