The Chocoholic

Hiya! This is a pretty random blog, I mostly do analysis posts and rare memes

we know that they have to shave, since it shows that Nolan can grow a beard. So, that means that at least all male Viltrumites have to shave to keep their mustaches pristine. But how?

Nolan shaved after he got home on earth, and Mark had to have been regularly shaving once he became an adult since he grew a beard in season 4. So, that means that it’s not only some unique space compound that they use to shave.

The whole thing that started this line of thoughts is that time in the Season 1 finale, when Cecil hit Nolan with that huge satellites laser.

That thing gave him a nose bleed, so how did it not fry his hair?

I’m pretty sure that it’s some smart atom bullshit, but it is funny to think about Nolan desperately protecting his hair when he gets attacked.

So, one thing I noticed is that in a lot of dc fanfics, especially Batfam fanfics, the domino masks have this solvent that they use to dissolve the glue attaching their domino masks to they’re face. I like that, that’s cool and also realistic.

there is one problem though, a lot of time, they stick the solvent in a spray bottle. See, that’s a problem due the the simple fact that in order for the solvent to dissolve the glue, it need to touch the glue. Glue that is under the mask. Spray that thing all you want, the mask is still gonna stay stuck on their face.

But Cocoa? How else are they gonna be able to use the solvent to get their masks off?

The answer is a very long and painstaking progress involving either using your fingers or a dropper to gets the solvent under the edges of the mask until the glue dissolves, then peels that edge back and repeat inwards until the mask is fully detached.

so no, it would not take a quick sprits to rip that domino off. I mean, you could still do it, but you’d probably lose your eyebrows in the process.

So, Luthor killed the Flash, and Clark lobotomized him in turn like in canon. But then a few years later, he discovers that Cadmus had a clone made up of both their DNA. At this point, Clark loathes Luthor, but also kept some of his morals. Like, this is biologically his son. Unwanted, but still kinda his responsibility. So he takes Kon in after disposing of everyone responsible for his creation and care up until this point(sorry Dubilex), and Kon grows up being raised by Clark who treats him like a reluctant obligation, and unwanted child. He grows up to be Superboy, the enforcer for Lord Superman, who basically goes and merc people on his orders.

On thé other hand, we have Tim Drake. At 9 years old, he discovers that Dick Grayson is Robin, so Bruce Wayne must be Batman. And then Robin(Dick Grayson) gets killed by the Joker. And then Batman kills the Joker. Tim’s not old enough to muster up the courage to approach Batman to be Robin while he’s in a similar state as after Jason’s death in the main timeline. Plus, at this point there’s only been one Robin, so how could Tim even imagine replacing Dick. So Batman’s already broken his code, and his son, the light in his life, is dead. So Batman keeps on killing villains and goes on to become Lord Batman. Meanwhile, Tim’s doing his own vigilante thing once he’s old enough and works to help get criminals to safety and prevent Batman from killing too many people. Like a rebellion of sorts(maybe some of the other batkids are part of this).

Lord Batman still doesn’t want outside heroes in Gotham, so he attempts(and fails) to deal with the rebellion on his own.

but then Tim leaves Gotham for Metropolis for some reason, maybe helping some criminal refugees there since Metropolis isn’t as hard on small gangs and smalltime drug dealers?