Autumn

Ao3 account: AutumnLeaf11111

Ao3 Profile picture says “Be Gay, Do Crime”

I mostly post about BSD:

You can request things but I’m not promising I’ll do everything because I’m busy during the school year.

Main Ships To Request: Soukoku, RanPoe, Shin Soukoku, FukuMori, SueGiku, YosaKou, TaniTachi, HiguGin, KuniKatai, FyoLai

Side ships(platonic or romantic)for when I’m bored: Akutagawa x Higuchi(platonic or romantic), Dazai x Ranpo(platonic), Ranpo x Chuuya(platonic, dawg, they somehow are therapeutic to each other). AtsuAkuLucy(romantic)

Head canons: about ships, friendships, platonic ships, or just one character in general.

Random skits about them:

Incorrect quotes, memes, one shots(with and without ships).

Also random shit

By the way: if people can create random shit about Dazai’s past and have no proof that his past was that bad, I can do the same with Mori.

So, fuck you and love you! 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ

ꨄꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꕺꨄ

Dazai: Chuuya, are you gay?

Chuuya: For the last time, I’m bisexual.

Dazai: So that’s a “yes.”

Chuuya: That’s… not how questions work.

✿♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎♥︎✿

Atsushi: Why is there a six-foot rainbow flag hanging outside the Agency?

Kunikida: Dazai.

Dazai: In my defense, I thought it would annoy the Port Mafia.

Chuuya, calling from outside: IT DOESN’T!

ꕤ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ꕤ

Yosano: Happy Pride Month, everyone.

Kenji: What’s Pride Month?

Ranpo: A month where people celebrate who they love.

Kenji: Oh! So every month?

Everyone: …

Yosano: Protect him at all costs.

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Mori: The Port Mafia supports diversity.

Higuchi: Really?

Mori: Of course.

Higuchi: We have two bisexual executives, a lesbian assassin, several people nobody can identify, and one man who flirts with everyone.

Mori: Exactly.

☁︎ꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄꨄ☁︎

Jouno: Tetchou.

Tetchou: Yes?

Jouno: I can hear you smiling.

Tetchou: That’s because you said “boyfriend.”

Jouno: …

Teruko: I can’t—

Tachihara: I think I might quit if they keep this up….

Jouno: Excellent. Our work here is done.

ꨄ☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎ꨄ

Dazai: Chuuya, would you still love me if I were a worm?

Chuuya: No.

Dazai: That was fast.

Chuuya: I’d put you in a jar with breathing holes.

Dazai: …

Dazai: That’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever said.

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Teruko: Tetchou, are you bi?

Tetchou: I am ambidextrous.

Teruko: …

Jouno: Close enough.

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Chuuya: Dazai.

Dazai: Yes, darling?

Chuuya: Never call me that again.

Dazai: Understood, sweetheart.

Chuuya: You’re making it worse.

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Dazai: Chibi.

Chuuya: What?

Dazai: You’re bisexual.

Chuuya: Correct.

Dazai: I’m bisexual.

Chuuya: Also correct.

Dazai: Statistically speaking—

Chuuya: Don’t finish that sentence.

♥︎✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩✩♥︎

Atsushi: Why are Dazai and Chuuya arguing?

Kyoka: Foreplay.

Atsushi: WHAT?

𖤓◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌𖤓

Tachihara: Why does the Port Mafia have rainbow cupcakes?

Higuchi: Chuuya brought them.

Tachihara: And nobody questioned it?

Higuchi: Have you ever tried telling Chuuya “no”?

♡✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿✿♡

Dazai: Chuuya, hold my hand.

Chuuya: Why?

Dazai: I want people to think we’re dating.

Chuuya: People already think we’re dating.

Dazai: Excellent. It’s working.

◌𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛𖤛◌

Fukuzawa: Dazai.

Dazai: Yes?

Fukuzawa: Stop flirting during missions.

Dazai: I wasn’t flirting.

Chuuya: He absolutely was.

Fukuzawa: Then stop responding.

Chuuya: I CAN’T HELP IT.

★☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎☣︎★

Ranpo: Happy Pride to Soukoku.

Dazai: Thank you.

Chuuya: We aren’t—

Ranpo: Happy Pride to Shin Soukoku.

Atsushi: Thanks?

Akutagawa: Appreciated.

Chuuya: WHY ARE THEY ACCEPTING IT?!

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Fyodor: Love is a weakness.

Nikolai: Counterpoint.

Fyodor: ….

Nikolai: You’re staring at me.

Fyodor: I am evaluating your continued existence.