ummm was OP on strawberries when they posted this? lol

i miss tumblr i wish it was still around. but it’s not

I Want To Sail To Ireland But Im Five

if your favorite flavor of something is “mixed berries” then you have a sick mind

my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

every time uou abolish a nation all the previous citizens turn into salt pillars its really sad but oh well more salt for the rest of the world lol 🐌hey get out of here little snail this is a dangerous post for you

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will