.nmnf.

And remember: if buying isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing! 👍

People reblogging dungeon meshi posts and going “I don’t go here but”. Well? Fix that then.

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

one of these days we're gonna wake up to the sun already shining and when we step outside we won't have to bring jackets with us! and at 8pm the sun will still be there with us, by the way

six packs are soo scary and unnatural to me. Put that beast AWAY

"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

write bad fanfic. write mediocre fanfic. write fanfic that a thousand people before you have already written. write niche fanfic. write fanfic that only a few people will read or understand. write fanfic just for you. write fanfic just for a friend. write ocs. write self-inserts. the fact that you’re taking the time and energy to put your ideas into the world is amazing and people who shame you for it need to find better ways to spend their time.

Oh, no that one makes sense. Elminster is canonically shredded, he had levels in fighter in older editions where multiclassing was more prominent. It was often noted in debates over which iconic D&D wizard would win in a fight that Elminster's best hopes for victory versus the likes of Raistlin or Mordenkainen was to create an anti magic zone and just hit them because he actually had a positive strength score.

“Average wizard is actually muscular under the robes” factoid is due to statistical error. Average wizard needs help to move the couch. Elminster, who took levels in fighter and wins wizard duels with his fists, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

You know that post about how angels and telephone towers are biologically compatible? That’s how I feel about overgrown plants and industrial machines.

yes. reblog

i think people need to consider deeply what they’re going to do in the long term to keep the flame of political consciousness alive. that is one thing being confronted with the palestinian genocide can do for you. reblogging live updates and posts that combat propaganda and disinformation work to address the crisis now, but the crisis is long-standing and will continue after it stops making headlines. what will you do then? what will you do when you’re no longer forced to stare it in its face?

fanfic is so good bc the premise of some genres of fic are just inherently funny. I want these two grizzled crime drama protagonists to have some fucking fun for once, so they go to a water park. I dont care how i have to logic my way into them going there i dont care who has to drag them Theyre Going