my life is a work in progress

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

#this bitch was on a whole other level

the most underrated line in TAZ is when Tom Bodette asks what happens when he gets hit by a train, Merle replying “it’s a once in a lifetime experience”

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

everyone in gotham always wants to know who batman is but they never want to know how he is :/

He’s a grown man dressed as a bat. They know.