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some domestic fluff<3 ( Butcher using chopsticks is so cute

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A crowbar lobotomy helped John forget his entire life. Now he works as a barista in a coffee shop. Butcher can't find a place for himself, searching for a way to finally finish what he started. John likes one of the café's regulars, and he's sure the feeling is mutual otherwise, why would he come by so often...?
homelander has butcher as his vought phone screen

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Butchlander Hanahaki AU where Homelander chooses to have the flowers removed everytime he’s afflicted with the disease.
With Maeve, it happened after they shared their first kiss in front of the cameras. HL was giddy and thought their relationship was going to get deeper from there because they’re finally PUBLIC only for him to suffer a coughing fit in his trailer and finds a singular red petal on his hand.
HL kept the flowers for Madelyn the longest. He kept them long enough for him to identify them as yellow carnations. He had them removed upon learning about Ryan.
HL was surprised when he finds himself coughing a singular dark burgundy, almost black petals after an encounter with Butcher. He has it removed immediately. Surprise turns into horror when he finds himself coughing out more black petals after another encounter. He has the flowers removed so often that the supes that have the ability over plants and flowers are on call. The removal does nothing to halt the disease’s progression that he coughed up an entire flower, a singular black dahlia.
homelander sympathizers are fucking freaks and i hope you know the boys fandom outside your view are glad he got his brains ripped out
what do i even do with this info i don't even know who u are LOL
Finally updated the story 🧐
Butchlander Hanahaki Disease AU with Homelander who has always craved love, looking for it in all the wrong places, falling in love with his nemesis Billy Butcher who hates him and wants him dead. All the emotional hurt and angst in the world with Homelander's already unstable mental health declining further into deep depression and self-hatred. His physical health deteriorating slowly as well, because even the strongest supe alive isn't immune to the deadly flowers blooming inside him.
Butcher finds out and is gleeful, rubbing it in Homelander's face when they meet. Saying, that it's no wonder the supe has fallen victim to the sickness caused by one-sided love, because who could love a monster like him?
At this point Homelander is already quite far gone with the disease, and hearing the object of his love telling him that he's "an unlovable cunt" causes Homelander to start violently coughing and vomiting a blooming Trillium recurvatum. Looking up at Butcher with wide and terrified eyes, Homelander takes wobbly flight.
Naturally, Butcher doesn't recognize the crimson flower, coated with more crimson of Homelander's blood. But he takes a photo of the mess, and when he shows it to the Boys, they make a reverse image search.
Trillium recurvatum. Bloody Butcher.
And when all heads turn to look at Butcher, there's not much else to say than, "Fuck me", paired with a diabolical grin. Because Butcher just found a way to finally kill the worst supe cunt on Earth. And what a poetic way, too. Homelander destroyed the love of Butcher's life. Now Butcher's going to do the same to Homelander with his mere existence.
But a supe of Homelander's caliber doesn't succumb to any illness or ailment nearly as fast as a regular human would. So, there's a lot of time for Butcher to find more dirt about Vought, since getting rid of Homelander is only one part of dismantling the megacorporation.
So, one day searching an abandoded facility that looks like it had been a lab of some sort at one point, Butcher stumbles on a box with old VHS tapes simply named "John #001", "John #002", "John #003", and so on.
Butcher begins watching the first tape, where there's a small blond, blue-eyed baby that makes Butcher feel at unease. The feeling increases with every video as the child grows and is subjected to absolutely inhumane conditions and torture. And when the child finally gains blood red eyes, shooting lasers from them, there's no doubt about the child's identity anymore. John is Homelander.
Butcher's conflicted. Very conflicted. Because he has this image of Homelander as a ruthless and sick psychopath set in stone. But these videos have made his conviction waver.
So, after all the emotional hurt and angst (not depicted here, because I fail), there's a happy ending with Butcher having snatched Vought's crown jewel right under their nose, slowly warming up to the man known as John, finally returning his feelings, and becoming a real family with their son Ryan.
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What is your version of fem butchlander?
I always picture fem!Homelander like a cutie idol —perfect symmetrical hair and all that lol of course, she is secretly evil&crazy...and has tons of unrealistic romantic fantasies.. She likes Butcher because she knows her true nature, she doesn't have to put on an act around her❤️
Homelander was built to be a stay-at-home dad.
His soul cried out for the househusband life he was denied.
sometimes i genuinely forget the events of season 5 of the boys are canon and aren't just a badly written fanfic

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Comic vs TV XD tv!Homelander is so tiny<3
inspired by this https://x.com/ZenMa_Trang/status/2013457533705580578
I feel conflicted about soldier boy, the way s5 and homelander got fucked to raise him and his spin off gives me irk, the clara shit at this point for me is just a brain damage from novichok's induced comatose, lie he as interesting in s3 but in s5 he was just so flat, the only interesting part was him kinda getting paternal instincts towards hl, but it was still very 😬
I mean in s3 he was a character, a shitty flawed guy who was conflicted about killing the son he just found out he had and decided to do it bc he saw himself on his adult child and added ryan on his hit list out of whatever, then in s5 he is just there to mock homelander, which made his "protection" nonsensical and out of the blue.
He would have been an interesting character, he was interesting untill s5