The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

interesting hypothesis! i have a question,

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

You’ve captured the essence of the show marvelously, OP

i do think cultivating the ability to find cuteness in weird shit you aren't into is critical to being an enlightened pervert, lest you fall down the Perpetually Angry at Nothing Path

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

People don’t even say w00t anymore.