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Central to the film is a reclamation of the Orpheus myth, a version of which the three young women read aloud together one night. Sophie registers distress at Orpheusās fatal, selfish incompetence in looking back at Eurydice when he was told not to, and Marianne suggests he may have done it on purpose, preferring to lose the woman and savor, instead, the romance of his grief, making not āthe loverās choice, but the poetās.ā But itās HĆ©loĆÆse who removes, for once, the fixation on Orpheus, his failings, and his loss. What if, she says to Marianne with an edge of defiance, it was Eurydice herself who chose art over staying together, who rather than leave the underworld with Orpheus, stopped and called out āTurn around,ā preferring to remain down there and be preserved in poetry. A kind of freedom and a kind of permanence, rather than, as eighteenth-century marriage looks to be, an unwilling exchange of one for the other. āĀ In Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Love is a Work of Art
āeven amidst the hatred and carnage, life is still worth living. it is possible for wonderful encounters and beautiful things to existā ā hayao miyazaki
Itās the Basic Ball! A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.
(A Black Lady Sketch Show 1.02)
This show needs to just never end. Ever.

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2020 MOODBOARD
To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:
https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416
Still iconic
WHEN DO WE GET THE COMIC SERIES AND/OR MOVIE?
It keeps getting better:
Bonus:
Big 2020 mood: disaster bisexual sword wife.
modern day greek chorus
THIS. I wish I could be as eloquent as this person. Because this is how you make a difference.
The Prince of Egypt (1998) dir.Ā Brenda Chapman, Simon Wells, Steve Hickner

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New Sitcom Idea
A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides itās time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.
No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like āMa'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunkā āJesus Christ.ā āā¦.. Iām not sure if thatās suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.ā
Also jokes about infinity-āAsk your momā.
Kid: āMom, can I sleep over at Johnās place?ā
Mom #1: āOh, I donāt know, sweetie. Ask your mom.ā
Kid: āMom, can I sleep over at Johnās?ā
Mom #2: āI donāt know, have you asked your mom already?ā
Kid praying: āMom, can I sleep over at Johnās place?ā
God: āHave you asked your moms already?ā
OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT
Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine
FUCKING YES
I kind of donāt care if Iām going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.
this totally made me think of this post
it got better
Congratulation
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God, what a fucking show off.
Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?
How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, itās just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??
Fucking fascinating
We donāt know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS
If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you'll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It's just your brain's interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again
Reality canāt be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses canāt be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want
Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein's Theory of Experiential Epistomology
Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.
Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline
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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generationās humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldnāt satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was likeĀ ālol no dude youāre fineā
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
āThe mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you moreā is a hell of a lineĀ
No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
Whatās amazing about this is that Hemingwayās writing is never this good in any other situation