💖Sierra💖

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

Queer joy detected!

George Strait not detected

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

listen if i was frank langdon and my wife threatened to leave me and take the kids but didn't even though our marriage has been shaky for a while and i've stopped wearing my wedding ring sometimes because i'm a failure and i went back to work in shame but then had mel king look at me with her big earnest eyes and tell me that that i never let her down and i'm exactly where i need to be because she trusts me more than anyone else in the hospital, i'd fall in love with her under the fireworks too

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

AGAIN

I am sooooo not locked in. I am tucked in. Going to sleep

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

Happy Kermie Day to all who celebrate!

A most important day

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

i love how only a FRACTION of these have any recognizable gendered cultural meaning and yet she has built that meaning in herself and keeps them completely separated

...... that moment where you have to stop and double check which side of your Tumblr the post is coming from to figure out whether this is a Sleep Token fan taking the piss or just someone calling out an oncoming Tragedeigh.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos