Oh dear

sometimes i wonder if im being cringey with my interests and then i remember there's people that ship minecraft streamers together and i realize im doing fine actually

what if it all works out. HOW ABOUT THAT HUH

Life is a party and i’m the pinata 

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

I’ve seen many posts reminiscing about how buckwild Twilight was but somehow nobody seems to have mentioned the matching family jewelry?? that for some reason the movie’s costume designers thought it made sense that all of the kids would casually wear a family crest to school every day and nobody would say anything about it?? as if five weird antisocial adopted teenagers who skip school a lot and are all dating each other doesn’t just SCREAM cult activity??? if Charlie Swan hadn’t wanted to bang Carlisle he would have CPS on that family in a heartbeat, thanks for coming to my tedtalk 

I can’t believe this post doesn’t mention the corresponding jewelry line at Hot Topic

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

leaves*

where are you going

trader joe’s is so strategic with their cheap ass pricing… i’ll be browsing the store like ‘oh wow that’s just$2.99′ ‘this is only $3.99′ ‘i gotta get this it’s only $1.99′ and then i end up spending 85 bucks because my weak monkey brain can’t comprehend that things add up