Actually, Plants Are Gay

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

hey good luck today with whatever u got going on. u got this. and i hope something really nice happens to u today. u deserve it. 

sweatpants and tanktop is the lingerie of the proletariat

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Can I detonate with the force of a hand grenade or is that considered something of a social faux pas

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

rb to give prev strange wonderful things