Regina George McFly

Sometimes I long to return to the simpler times in my life 🥲

Everyone with their shit more together than mine is a one-note workerbee who doesn't understand the true meaning of freedom, everyone with their shit less together than mine is a directionless loser who's not going to make it

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

the thing about "punk" on here is that there is such enthusiasm for the label and efforts to expand it into something Wholesome and beyond being basically incoherent it's just not a good genre of music. i'm sorry to be the one to bear this news but punk just isn't very good. it's like if everyone got really into identifying themselves as dubstep

music essentially for very young people

I don't know if they're properly "punk", I imagine the real punks think they're sellouts, but Green Day has some bangers

"see, wouldn't I be a worse wife if you stopped losing your keys?"

Met a bad bitch from the world of signifiers and took her to the world of the signified

@quantumofawesome

it's concerning to me that a lot of what i value in friendships and relationships is only really coherent in the context of a world full of struggle and adversity

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

*trying to impress a girl* so my penis would actually be at the top of the bell curve.

That's so cute!!!!!

pears are just good apples

Update: OP invited me to her wedding. I should have guessed what fruit was going to be in the salad course that they served