Regina George McFly

Sometimes I long to return to the simpler times in my life 🥲

"see, wouldn't I be a worse wife if you stopped losing your keys?"

Met a bad bitch from the world of signifiers and took her to the world of the signified

@quantumofawesome

it's concerning to me that a lot of what i value in friendships and relationships is only really coherent in the context of a world full of struggle and adversity

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

*trying to impress a girl* so my penis would actually be at the top of the bell curve.

That's so cute!!!!!

pears are just good apples

Update: OP invited me to her wedding. I should have guessed what fruit was going to be in the salad course that they served

@topquarkintown this is the inspo pic I mentioned!

id only been to weddings of people i dont care about before (cousins, family friends, etc) and going to the wedding of someone i care about deeply is like. its night and day. its such a moving experience. a reminder that words dont necessarily carve reality at the affective joints!

car-protected bike lanes are like clownfish and sea anenomes :)