most girls are strong and smart and beautiful

Brick: I bet a blood oath of coffee-holics would be so strong. And the blood oath would have to be to keep drinking coffee otherwise there'd be no point in having a bunch of coffee lovers do it.

Brick: How much coffee is too much? Asking for a friend and also the friend is me.

Freddie: Right. Sorry. You doing okay?

Freddie: IZZIE BASH. She's my roommate now and it's possibly the worst. And MAYBE it's because her and L'ogan hooked up and now /I/ just wanna prove I'm better than him, bUT STILL. SHE'S HOT.

Winnie: Yeah, I'm cool. No use getting that attached to non-Neverlanders anyway, right?

“So, would boning any of the performers count as beastiality? I’m not necessarily saying that I’m interested in doing anyone here, but everyone loves a really juicy instastory and Alan-A-Dale isn’t exactly a butter face. Y'know?”

“I mean, live your life, I guess. Do you actually want to bone him because you want to bone him, or do you just want to do it for the attention?”

Melody: Hi! Just letting you know that events like WaltFest are notorious for people forgetting to take care of themselves. So while we all have fun, I'm letting you know that if you need to reapply any sunscreen or anything, just shoot me a text and I'll have a whole tote full of sunscreens with varying SPFs!

Freddie: Ugh, you don't UNDERSTAND how HARD it is to be friends with someone you find attractive.

Freddie: Who's -- I'm certain -- like 100% straight.

Freddie: I need to get laid. 😭

Winnie: ??? I understand that very well, actually lol. Maybe yours will move away too and make your life less complicated :-p

15. a text for help

✉️  → delia j: Did the rumor mill tell me that you weren’t planning on coming back to Walt after the summer break? Because I don’t know, I’ve been thinking more and more that school’s not actually going to help me be a better leader someday, and that I may as well just stay home and learn directly under mom instead of wasting time on political science classes. What do you think? Like, what made you think staying home was a good idea? Do you think it’s a good idea for me? 

@deliajubilee

Nah, I’m a natural redhead. She’s got my dad’s blonde locks. She could end up being a strawberry blonde, though.  Oh. Oh wow. That’s – defintely not something I was expecting. You sleep with Adam AND L’ogan. So, uh, how was it? Are you two okay? What else do you need to talk about?

Crazy. Or she could end up with purple hair, too, you never know what she’s going to grow up to want to look like. Babies are so cool, they’re like... a total blank slate, no one has any idea what’s happening in their baby heads right now. It’s not something I was expecting either, but I don’t know, he got so mad about it he started a stupid fire, and then I went over to yell at him and ended up telling him how I felt about him instead, and yeah. I have no idea what I’m doing now, though. Things have definitely not been great since then. 

Lux: Joke's on you, Winnie. I never sleep. 😘

So I’ve been told.  It was good, nice to be able to go home and actually have some good old quality family time. She’s doing great! She’s healthy and gorgeous, and in fourteen years there’s gonna be another Tremaine running around, though it looks like she’s gonna be a blondie.  She’s safe at home. I’m pretty sure my mother would’ve killed me if I’d kidnapped her. But she’s coming to see Shrek, so you’ll get to meet her then. Ooh, like what? ‘

Are you secretly blonde, too, or is the red actually natural? Also, now that I’m thinking about it, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a baby with red hair, I just figured it morphed that way later in life. Oh yeah? Awesome, I can’t wait to see how cute she is. Ummm... like I kind of slept with Adam? And by kind of I literally mean only kind of, because he freaked out in the middle about how I kind of slept with L’ogan the same day? 

Lux: I've been holding onto this since Valentine's Day :')

Lux: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

Winnie: WAY TO KEEP ME ON EDGE FOR FIVE WHOLE MONTHS, LUCIAN.

Adam: 😬

Y’know, I’d never actually admit this before now, but you’re probably one of the few people here that I missed. 

Well, you have good taste, and it sounds like it only got better while you were away. How was home? How was the baby? Did you kidnap her and bring her with you to join the other children of Walt, or is she safe at home? Am I doing a good enough job of asking questions, or do I need to ask more before I can yell about something I haven’t had anyone to yell to about it for like, a month now? 

Now that Heloise’s things are all up and ready, I’m back. Who missed me? 

Oh hey, another blast from the past. At least you said goodbye before leaving, can’t imagine why I wouldn’t be happy to see you again. 

Adam: 👋