desi kaeya agenda

[meeting a gay couple for the first time] So, which of you wears the lace nightgown and runs away from the gothic manor, and which stands ominously silhouetted in the window?

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

This too is Homestuck

Sentient potatoes.

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

if you're really chill about a lot of stuff, you will eventually become The Person Who Can Be Told Things and unlock a secret extra layer of knowledge about your friends

This also makes you a subconscious magnet for the one or two Really Kinky people at (non kink) parties. Whether this is a perk or a drawback is up to you.

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we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing